Hey there fancy people.|
Let's get a few things out of the way here:
1. I'm quite obsessed with How to Train Your Dragon. I'll rarely draw anything else. Deal with it.
2. I enjoy commissioning other people to draw my OCs and fan characters. This is why I can't have nice things.
Mary Suein' all day, er' day.
Margo & Melvin
Piper & Jackson
Draw those bitches, yeah?
3. I like when people comment on and favorite my things. Like seriously. It makes my day.
4. I don't take requests.
5. I might do an art trade. My past record of keeping my end of them is spotty- I lose interest and forget quickly, so I wouldn't recommend even offering. At all.
6. I draw the occasional smutty smut piece.
I like them. Om nom nom nom.
7. I like to draw teeth and curly, wavy hair.
8. Cannot draw dogs. What even is canine?
Red Bull is my life blood.
I'm lazy as a motherfucker.
I lose interest quickly.
I'll call you "bro" even if you're a lady.
If I happen to call you any pet names (honey, sugar, sweetpea) please don't fret. I'm not trying to be facetious. That's just the way I talk. If I wanted to insult you, I would do so with proper terms. Like Assjank or Sludgemuff.